Welcome to The Ninja Life. This web site is about ninjas. You can find out about the history of ninjas and my ninja background. You can see a bunch of the cool weapons ninjas use like throwing stars and automatic rocket launchers. I also have some ninja movies you can watch. You want to see pictures of ninjas? I've got that too. You can learn how to become a ninja on this web site. This site pwns 1337 ninja style b cha cho!
Ninja history is mostly kept in secrecy and only passed down ninja to ninja, so not many non-ninjas know about the ninja history. I will give you some hints to the secret ninja history, but in order to give you the full briefing you will have to become a ninja yourself.
Ninja history goes back millions of years, all the way to when earth and the first human were created. Yes, the first human created was also the first ninja. Before Adam performed the first known sin, he performed many others even God did not know of because the first ninja performed all of his tasks in the darkness of night.
You can learn part of ninja history here, but for the rest you will have to become a ninja.
Ninjas can create magnetic fields with their teeth.
Ninjas use a wide variety of weapons. Ninjas are also leaders in technology and have the most advanced weapons in the world.
Ninjas are super cool. There are no real movies of ninjas. Ninjas are just too fast to be seen on camera. When you see ninjas in movies you are actually watching actors with a ton of special effects.
Even though ninjas can't be seen in real movies there are cartoons of ninjas. I made a few cartoons about when ninjas get guns. (If you ever see a ninja with a gun you're screwed.)
So you saw everything else and you still want more? Well there is a lot more to ninjas than most people know.