Welcome to the Nice. clan web site. Nice. is the official clan of 1337 Pwnage. If you knew how good we are you would think we're modest. We are the best and the nicest clan on the planet.
Co-founder of Nice. He snuck out of his mother's womb while she was sleeping and trained to become a ninja before he was born.
gorillanice
Co-founder of Nice. His name is typically mispronounced.
koalanice
Satan's rectum, poised over your Titan.
Only the nicest, most elite players are allowed to join Nice. If you are interested in joining you can contact us through EliteOwnage.com@gmail.com, but be aware that there are strict requirements for joining Nice. Nice members have the best hand-eye coordination and the fastest reflexes. All members can type over 100 wpm, dunk a basketball, and complete the finger marathon in under 2 hours. The skills and strategies of applicants are thoroughly tested. Only the best players and babes are accepted into Nice.
We are currently ranked first in Arena League, Assault League, Arranged Conquest League, Domination League, MotD League, and Siege League.
Our StarCraft 2 team consistently tops the leaderboards for the Grand Master leagues in 2v2, 3v3, and 4v4 ranked matches.
The first Chivalry: Medieval Warfare team made up completely of archers. We dominate the ranked leagues and have placed first every season.
One of the things that makes us the nicest clan on the planet is our willingness to share the secrets to our greatness with the rest of the gaming community.
This build works best with Medusa because of her passive but it can be used with any hunter. The Gingerbread Man build maximizes movement speed, survivability, and trolling.
The build starts out looking fairly normal. You begin with Warrior Tabi then get Hasten Fatalis. At this point your enemies won't suspect anything and you can save your gold.
Wait until you have at least 1350 then purchase Heavy Hammer into Frostbound Hammer or save 2300 to buy it outright if you can wait. This is when the build really starts to shine. Enemies won't be able to escape as you constantly slow them 30% and you'll easily be able to escape them by backpeddling and firing. You're also reducing their attack speed by 15% which is extremely frustrating for them.
This provides the perfect transition into Heartseeker. With the extra speed you can run circles around your enemies as you shoot them. Building the stacks is easy as you will most likely snowball in levels and gold at this point.
For your last two items you get Golden Bow and Winged Blade. If the enemies have a lot of slows you can get Winged Blade first to counter them, otherwise get Golden Bow first because you'll be able to clear minions out of the faster so you can start hitting the enemy gods and applying slows.
Every time you make an escape you are required to private message them Run, run, run as fast as you can. You'll never catch me, I'm the gingerbread man.
We follow a strict diet plan. To be the best requires skill, dedication, and a well balanced diet.
| Breakfast | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Amount | Item | Sugar | Carbs | Fats | Calories |
| 12 ounces | Mountain Dew LiveWire | 46 | 46 | 0 | 180 |
| 1 cup | Trix | 13 | 26 | 1 | 120 |
| Total: | 59 | 73 | 1 | 297 | |
| AM Snack | |||||
| Amount | Item | Sugar | Carbs | Fats | Calories |
| King Size | Twix | 46 | 62 | 23 | 474 |
| 12 ounces | Mountain Dew Code Red | 46 | 46 | 0 | 170 |
| Total: | 92 | 108 | 23 | 644 | |
| Lunch | |||||
| Amount | Item | Sugar | Carbs | Fats | Calories |
| 12 ounces | Mountain Dew Voltage | 46 | 46 | 0 | 170 |
| 1 | Chipotle Steak Burrito | 7 | 79 | 38 | 870 |
| Total: | 53 | 125 | 38 | 1040 | |
| Afternoon Snack | |||||
| Amount | Item | Sugar | Carbs | Fats | Calories |
| 1 package | Cheetos | 2 | 30 | 20 | 360 |
| 16 ounces | Amp Energy Relaunch Revive | 58 | 58 | 0 | 220 |
| Total: | 60 | 88 | 20 | 580 | |
| Dinner | |||||
| Amount | Item | Sugar | Carbs | Fats | Calories |
| 12 ounces | Mountain Dew throwback | 44 | 44 | 0 | 170 |
| 1 | Wendy's Baconator | 8 | 35 | 51 | 830 |
| medium | French Fries | 0 | 55 | 20 | 420 |
| Large | Cookie Dough Blizzard | 140 | 189 | 51 | 1300 |
| Total: | 192 | 323 | 122 | 2720 | |
| Midnight Snack | |||||
| Amount | Item | Sugar | Carbs | Fats | Calories |
| 2 cans | Red Bull | 54 | 56 | 0 | 220 |
| 14 straws | Pixy Stix | 30 | 30 | 0 | 120 |
| Total: | 84 | 86 | 0 | 340 | |
| Grand Total | |||||
| Amount | Item | Sugar | Carbs | Fats | Calories |
| Total: | 540 | 803 | 204 | 5621 | |